I wait all week for Friday – not because it’s the last day of the week, but because of NY Mag’s Comment Recap. Here are my faves:

Realer Than Blair Numbering Her Minions:

Plus 50 for the only time Vanessa has ever looked good on this show being in Blair’s nightmare. Because, of course, Blair would know how to make Vanessa look better than Vanessa would- and of course it would be a nightmare. —fishy550

Bree randomly decided to tell Nate her random cousin’s poker tells? WTF Under what context would that ever happen in a real relationship? Only Serena would be dumb enough not to ever question that. Plus 1. —jnp1013

Faker Than Blair Not Having Called Vanessa Out on Her Gross Extensions Yet

Why is Nate carrying around a physical photo? We’re supposed to believe that the photo-shopped photo was originally taken on a film camera? Minus 2. —rinmerlin

Where the hell are Eleanor and Cyrus?! If the parent toast was so important to Blair, she would have made them come… or at least brought Dorota. Minus 10. —headbandlove